You say a few things to a guy with long, curly, red hair, sporting a cowboy hat, shirtless, back pierced, nose pierced, belly button pierced twice, and the next thing you know...

He dry humps you in front of your good friend, that friend willing to throw this red cowboy into a bush full of thorns. Of course... this never happens...

Why?

You appreciate the attention, but that isn't important. The crucial aspect of this nonsense is... your facial expression. A smile is the best disguise, and at times a smile is lethal.

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